Twelve + One: 45 things a woman cannot do


Thursday, November 03, 2005

45 things a woman cannot do

hey ppl..i found this online...

45 things a woman cannot do :

 1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Weight liftings.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play pool.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
20. Not comment on strangers clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold ".
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
34. Avoid credit card debt.
35. Dive into a pool.
36. Assemble furniture.
37. Set a video recorder.
38. Not to try to change you.
39. Watch a war film.
40. Understand why flirting results in violence.
41. Spend a day by themselves.
42. Go to the toilet by themselves.
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
44. Choose a video quickly.
45. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above.


as for me,well i cant do no.1...maybe its bcos i dun really bother about the car's engine or the cc or anything else..maybe its cos i dun even have a car!oh well..
hey, a lot of it is untrue anyway..=p=p

so i guess u guys hav been studying like mad?sigh..i need to tooo!
where's shannon?thought she would b blogging though..

oh yea,the other night..on halloween night..a bunch of girls pressed my doorbell...and u know my house got intercom so i used it and said heloo..they said "trick or treat!!" i was like..oookkkkkaayyyyyyy........well BECAUSE
1.this has never happened to me before
2.never happened in my neighbourhood
3.nv expected kids to go around trick-or-treating in my neighbourhood..

anyways..i just said okayyy...because its not nice to say "go away" then i hung up..and they didnt go away...so..well..i mean..pity them..i wanted to give them someting but my house got nth to give!then again its not nice to say "go away cos i dun hav anything for u guys" and if i say "im sorry,but we dun hav anything" they will be s sad..so my mum quickly took a packet of khong guan grape biscuits to give to them..well..they were dressed as witches and..well i couldnt see...it was kinda dark

anyway,when ppl say trick or treat..if u say trick,or if u dun give anything (means u're choosing trick) wat will they do to u?
i mean looking at those girls..wat can they do?climb over my gate?or maybe..vandalise my walls?hmmm..throw oranges??oh well..

oli : hey..its fun having ppl over at ur house..i miss my cousin =(( i wouldnt mind sleeping on the couch!
mic : u knoe wat..i bet we all do come here atleast a few times a day but no one posts any comments..ahhaha..no worries..im sure this blog would b active again after spm..it better be!

this has been a long post i guess.keep up the studying guys..!only 11 more days!!
goodnights ppl n study hard!

posted by bëàns @ 10:04 PM   1 comments