Twelve + One: japan trip


Saturday, December 24, 2005

japan trip

HEY PEEPS…and yes….i’ve just returned from the land of the mushi mushi……amazing…..haha…..and I shall juz write a brief report incase any of u wanna know was the trip…hmm where do I start…..ok….let me just start from the very beginning of the trip

18th dec – air port
a very boring 1 hour journey there…reached air port…met tzun tzin there as he was waiting for teong seng’s arrival ……so we chatted for a lil while and said goodbye because teong seng juz came out from the arrival hall…after that…went to Mcdonalds…coz my youngest brother wanna try quarter pounder…..he watched “the longest yard” and theres this lil issue on the quarter pounder in it.after dinner….met up with the rest of the tour group members. Was disappointed because no youngsters or anyone near my age. Theres this girl whom I tot WAS quite cute and my age..but after a taking a closer look….NAHH……and she is NO WHERE near my age….SHE’S MARRIED!! But she has a lovely American accent …she lives in USA…..our tour leader was this really nice young lady called Ms. Fiona…she’s mixed british….but no accent at all…very Malaysia……and my youngest brother said “why this tour guide look like a man” aloud in front of her….not sure whether she heard or not…after that…off I depart to kansai airport…..Osaka…..thanks to those who sms me to wish me a safe journey….


19th – Osaka

arrived in the airport and feeling awefully bad…..almost puked while landing ….im not sure why…never had a problem with flights…..and finally after claiming the baggage…I went to puke…what a relief…….went into the bus…….met with another lady tour guide….mrs KAZAMAH……in japan u must use their local tour guide….therefore ms. Fiona…is…kinda jobless….haha……kazamah is actually a taiwanese whom migrated to jap 26 years ago…so she speaks good mandarin and Japanese…and shes really nice……after visiting a very boring Osaka castle….went to universal studios…….most of the rides are juz…..OK…and sum are very pointless coz everything is in japanese…so I don’t understand a shyt…..1st thing that came across my mind…..”why is everywan SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING!!!!!!”……I swear……its really really weird…..every girl u see dresses up reaaly well…….damn nice complexion….and VERY PRETTY…..guys……..i hav no comments but their hairstyle are all very very yeng…and good looking…..good looking couples are EVERYWHERE……..some young couples….damn yeng…both dressed up like typical youngsters…..and carrying a BABY…..makes me wonder how “made” that kid…….and the temperature here is about 4 degrees Celsius but girls are wearing mini skirts….i wonder how they can stand the freezing weather.

Best ride in universal ….SPIDERMAN….haha..dunno why…I like that ride….spent the whole time queing…and trying out diff rides…take pics……sorry guys..no presents from here,,,,seriously….nothing nice and too expensive….

Went to hotel…..good 5 start hotel…

20th – Kyoto

changed a new bus…and a new driver….GOSH……..i didn’t expect the driver to be good looking too……he is a……young dude..i think 25 yrs old? Gel hair….very yeng………good looking…..wanted to take a pic of him to show u all how goodlooking a driver can be…but I dun know how to communicate with him…so………..didn’t take…..kyoto is BORING……temples…..temples and temples………..i don’t appreciate old monuments…so…didn’t enjoy it….after that..went to a KIMONO FASHION SHOW………was disappointed coz I expected sumthin grand like the ones in “memoirs of a geisha”….but this kimono show is very plain and modern….no ornaments and heavy make up or major hairdo…juz a normal looking kimono…..and “memoirs of a geisha” is called “sayuri” in japan…..just for your information21st – mount fuji

took the bullet train to this place called hamamatsu…….and yes….the bullet train is REALLY fast……and very advanced….the chairs..can be rotated!!…..meaning……u can rotate the chair to face the person behind u so u can talk……and its of coz 100000000 times better than any train system u find in Malaysia…..Japanese people are very……well organized whei…they really line up in front of the door and wait for every wan to leave the train b4 they board the train..so its very well organized…and THEY DON’T CROWD IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!!…..unlike the amazing LRT and KTM…where people cant get in or out of the train during busy hours coz they damn kiasu……crowd around the door…

went to mount fuji!!…..its damn beautiful…..and COLDDD…..the bus took us to the middle of mount fuji…as in…….the middle la…half of its height……its –5 degrees with major strong wind blowing..and its freaking freezing…..

after that…stayed in the hotel beside this NATURAL HOT SPRING ………..this is the ONLY regret I hav for this trip….i didn’t go down to the hot spring…..because…..EVERYWAN NEEDS TO BE COMPLETELY BUTT NAKED………of coz boys and girls are separated….BUT…omg…how to be naked in front of ur dad and brothers?? Its effing awkward so I hav to sacrifice…….well I really dun mind going with frens tho…….but parents…NO WAY….this hot spring….its sad tht the water has all those minerals and can cure tiredness and can actually make ur skin more…beautiful!…but I didn’t try la..so…..this hot spring right….got some rule u need to follow….i know coz my dad went…and the tour guide thought us……1stly…u need to where tht…lil bath robe tht looks like a kimono….u go in to the changing room with 2 towels….a small wan and a bigger wan……after tht…u put everything in a basket prepared in the changing room……..therefore…u will be butt naked there already…u only bring in the small towel…….after tht..u proceed to the hot spring……this place is indoor….but the water is 100 natural……the first rule…u are not suppose to cover ur private part with the small towel……..if not the people In there will be angry or something like tht………u see its juz so weird coz a guy’s dick and erect for no reason..no need to be horny…so its damn embarrassing to erect in front a bunch of nude guys right??……ok…so when u enter the hot springs….u need to bathe 1st…there are many showers around the springs…..u need to squat on the floor…NOT STAND….SQUAT…its another rule…..ok..juz imagine…ure squatting butt naked beside unknown nude men….awkward shyt………shampoo and soap are provided…..u need to be clean b4 entering the spring…..after that…u will soak urself in the 45 degrees hot spring…once again…no covering ur private parts……after ure done…go out to the changing room and wear ur bath robes and off u go…..

can u imagine the awkwardness…haha…..shitty!!……but I think….i might dare doing it with frens I guess…….i think so la…mebbe not :P

22nd – Tokyo

went to Tokyo …..I LOVE THIS CITY…….its juz so nice…bill boards everywhere…people everywhere!! Went to some boring temples……had lunch in a shopping center ..but shit….only 15 minits to shop……I spent almost all the time in this shoe shop trying this realllllly nice and cheap Mickey mouse shoe…its damn nice..but no size!!!…….when we’re about to leave….i found this other shop with all the lovely clothes….but no time …so it feels bad la……den we went to GINZA…….its this street ….where all the rich desperate house wives shop la…all the prada…gucci dunhill CK……..all the branded stuff u can every think of is located here,,,,,its quite shitty to be here…..juz imagine…everywan is dressed up REALLLLY NICELY..and we’re like…all wearing like shit…all of us (my family)….wearing the same jacket and almost same color….and like…looking damn cheap la….and people giving us tht “you totally do not belong here” look…and im disgusted la…..i went into this shop…passed by this lady and she actually DODGED ME WHILE GIVING ME THIS DISGUSTED LOOK LIKE IM SOME CHEAP ASS DIRTY BEGGAR……..wow…..i told her omg u ugly piece of shit…….but I dun think she heard…even if she did….doubt she understands…..well I was annoyed la..she thinks she damn great la..and she’s ugly…haha……….

After tht…at night…brought us to……RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!!!!!!…ok for those who don’t know wat is Red light district…is a few streets flooded with whores…porno shops..sex museums…SM shops….lingerie shops..gigolo centers….so called frenship centers where u go in to “make frens”…anything u can relate to sex its in here……but compared to the one in amsterdamn tht I went to 2 yrs ago….tokyo’s red light district is much much…..civilized la……in Amsterdam u can see the whores in their bikinis parading and seducing the men ourside to earn some money…but in Tokyo..u can really see the “action”……u only can see if u go in..unlike Amsterdam…….and they giv free condoms …but my mom didn’t allow me to take one…..so I didn’t…haha..oh ya..and they hav stalls selling……..energy drinks if u noe what I mean……

Went to shinjuku after tht..it’s a famous part of Tokyo….famous for shopping!!……but the stuff there are mostly branded if u go in departmental stores like ISETAN….allll 100% branded….so we walked along the neon lighted streets with hot chicks EVERYWHERE,,,holding hands with their good looking boy frens……its really cold out side….so..its kinda like an obstacle to my shopping spree….stuff here are very expensive….so coudnt buy anything..

Went to this barbeque shop in shinjuku..its damn special….its like …..buffet..but all the food are raw stuff…theres a barbeque stove on each table…u choose ur food…and bo barbeque them…..damn chun..but damn jelak after a while..


23rd- disney
Next day…WOOHOOO DISNEYLAND!!!!!…..ok..its not thaaaaaat great..but I enjoyed myself!!……played the whole day whei….as usual….good looking people EVERYWHERE…….shops are crowded …its like….no moving space at all….its imposible to buy anything…….usual la..the rides..the shows….theres a chrismas parade featuring…stich…mickey..Minnie…goofey………

I hav to say….things will be MUJ MUJ MUJ MUJ MUJ semangated if u go with frens…like..if u go with parents…the semangat is just not there..u get wat I mean?……age gap…generation gap……all those factors la……

After 1 whole tiring day at Disney..went for dinner….went to hotel..and said goodbye to our leng chai driver….i 4got his name……….

24th…airport (narita Tokyo)

off to KL…..


ok thts it…my very brief report…………overall comment…..food good…….hotel good….guys leng chai…girls leng lui…..stuff chun but exx….very polite and frenly people…..i wanna learn Japanese……I dun mind going there again…….its muj better going with frens ..not to say parents are boring…but thts wat I feel……but u go with parents like..more secure la…all the cash and all the other factors……….wat else…..i wanna noe how the guys hav such amazing skin…..esp the face……y is everywan so goodlooking there…….stuff there are really exx…I think those who went to Osaka shud noe……..for example….a can of coke which costs RM1.60 here cost about rm 4 there?….sumthin like dat la….but I really liked japan…esp tokyo la….among all the places I visited.

If u got any questions I didn’t cover…..u can ask me la..oh ya..the toilet seats there…its amazing…its heated….u can wash ur asshole and ur pussy with it!! hahahahahaha