Twelve + One: I LIIIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


Friday, January 20, 2006

I LIIIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

gawsh......OUTDATED SIAL.*&^%%$.finally my comp is workin...i can FINALLY UPDATE U PPL.tee hee.college started two weeks ago.i found my 5 K in college....unlike kshen n sammie my first days in college were great..cuz the ppl in my class ALL can speak english..maklumlah...english lit class....n theyre all dman fun to be around....ok update number one.i dont kno why but i cant like....start a new paragraph with this blogging device like thingy.so u all have to suffer reading like this...until ur ngan fa.hahahah.update number two..enli SUCKS in eng lit.yess...you read correctly...the ever self praising scholar of english SUCKS LIKE SHYT IN LIT.buggerific...wtf are bards and demesne and cloying wei~~!!update number three...enli absolutely positively ohh la la ly ROCKS in math....yup ...u didnt read wrong again.i am...seirously...yup...big changes have happened...but one thing remains.....enli is as klutzy as ever...within the two weeks..i aledi POKAIED like....10 times.effing stairs...dman slippery.eng lit is actually ok..i finally have to actually work hard for my beloved english language....i need an effeing dictionary..n i realised tht my house got no dictionary..n when i asked for one...my mom loked at me blankly n sed..what for...u dont kno how to speak ar....n i was like..its for literature..n she started laffin her ass off...sayin i finally met my match in english language...then she read my poems....n she was like..yea..u need a GOOD dictionary.hahahahah..funny shyte...ill post one of the darn poems for u la...one day....i do miss my science subjects....n the ony reason im the best in my class in math is due to MS LEONG N DEAREST CHESTER KOIDSIANG LOONG.(ist..tell him i still burst out into fits of laffter when i think of his teacher calling him chester)hmm hmm hmm....OH YEAH..........despite what kshen says..im NOT the bimbo one in class..there are these three ppl..who shall not be names...i scared they stumble upon this place..its that scary..shan u probably kno one of them...buggerific..they DONT even kno their fon number...n their vocab is soo limited their answers to my questions are mono syllabic.for example........so why did u come here to taylors....ur (old skools name) also had this program right......?answer:its expensive...tell me la ppl..how to continue conversation like that....n abt the not knowing fon numbers...omfg...her OWN fon number oso dunt kno...excuse?too long....in her country its onli like...6 digits....here its like...10...wow.BIG DIFFERENCE THERE.hmm hmm hmm....what else ar....oh.guys.HOW COULD I EVER FORGET.GUYS.theres this funny guy in my class..hes sarawakian....his nme is clinton..but i call him mozzy..eg mosquito....cuz he annoys me..but hes funny...kinda reminds me a lil of sk...hahah..n then theres benjamin...the vanness wu lookalike....theres suk yein....the gurl hu looks like a damn nerdy n angelic individual but has like...a bf...maklumla...she looks like..those small kidda...manada bf wan..manatau...got guys gfuighting over her summor....then theres...pui shen..my partner...in going crazy.....we wear our clothes according to themes....sporty..biimbo....demure..u kno la...hmm..then theres saran.....hottie....even the great kshen thinks shes above average...she looks like sum filipino actress...saran mutang tagal....shes sarawakian...hmm hmm hmm......hu else ar...n a whole nuch of other mad crazy ppl..ijmagine a room full of shannons...enlis...n sungs..n sze keats...the ull get my sclass...the amount of noise we maake....haha..its damn funny la....hmm hmm hmm....got sum other gal...tht im pissed at..so i shall go no further...haha..most of u shall probably kno by tonite..xuz im positively blowing...oh yeah..im runnin for students council..thats if i have the guts la.freaky shit.ok...so all in all....oh YEAH...was about to close but i realised i left out one important thing......A LEVELS ESP PRE LAW CLASSES ARE STRESS FUL.on the 3rd day of skool..i had an econs test ady,i was like..*&^^^%%$$.....n get this......as of tuesday...i have 11 LITERARY ANALYSES TO COMPLETE ON EACH POEM THAT WE HAVE STUDIED TO PASS UP NEXT MON.i got a 100 word assignment on law and morality..bullshyte...AND i got another test on mon for econs.lifes hell in a lvls.dont kno why the rest like got no work like th..i suppose the bulk of my work comes fr lit..n tho cap cant understand head or tail of it..(heck neither can i unless i read it like 5 times)its a great n interesting subject..tie flies when im in lit class.....n time PRACTICALLY CRAWLS IN ECONS.damn boring.the teacher...that is..not the subject..bah humbug.missing the concordians....ISTEE CHEAH.I GOT IDD TALK CARD...I HAVE BEEN TKIN TO SL N NIGEL BUT I CANT CALL U CUZ U NVR GIV ME UR NUM.so quick.tell me ur uk num.basket...n can u rewrite the address of ur place...what house u in ar?i heard sl n nigel in the oldest house wit bad heaters..haha.....goodla..toughen sl up....miccy...were in the same college but i dont think we see each other...so whats the fdiff if i went to like...ktj or concord rite...same...hahahahahha the irony of it.dman funny wey...two weeks in college...nthe first time i see mic is today....bullshit.hahaha.sammie too....eh u got one gurl hu mite be changig back to ur class...her name is yi ling.....wow..she looks so nervous all the time..i dont kno whether i scared her or what...but when she goes bak to ur class...talk to her la..she so...well..vulnerable looking..u just feel like..protecting her sumhow..teehee hee......kshen.......mahai.....i wanna run for students council..u kno why rite?wei yang....if ur bored..go look for nigel....the hyperr guy will probably cheer u up...or annoy u to bits....dingnen...i mean..ahhem..JAMES....go n kao the brazilianchick la.......hee hee......wayn n foong mei.....BOTH OFF YOU!!!*WAGGLES FINGERS*NVR KEEP IN TOUCH..HORRORS....OR IS IT MAYBE CUZ I HAVENT BEENONLINE...AH WELL...hehehe... hmm hmm..shannon...ur resident bummer....do something la..n im sorry tht ive been askin u if u called me..ive been getting all these private numbers callig latel.....hmm...i jus tho if it..internantional calls private number wan rite..omfg.....i think th was nigel.haha.sorry gals...hmm hmm..hu else....oh...darlingest cap....ur livin my dreams for me.....go make ur bestie proud..get best actress for goldilocks k!!!!!hahahaahahah!!farnie shit.hmm hmm....hu ever else ive forgotten.......kno tht ur in myminds.....as u can see fomr the way im typing..im dan excited to be online now...hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!ok..toodles...gotta bathe....ps...isstee....hu WAS NIGEL DANCING WITH...MUST SPY FOR ME OK...N MAKE SURE HE DONT SMOKE..IF HE DOES..TELL ME.....ILL FREAKING HLL SKIN HIM ALIVE.IF HE GOT ANY GALS....WHACK HIM UP FOR ME....but if hes feeling lost n lonely...do me a fave..go n feed him...hes kinda lke...an animal...eats food n hes happy....don feed him too much...yuck la..im gonna have a fat bf..yuck...ist..make sure hes not fat ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hmm..n if somehow my effin computer gets effed up again...wishing u all a happy new year...don worry ist..ill call u on the first day of cny n let u hear the irritating chinese new year music...wit all the "long ma jing shen.....xing nien kuai le.."miss us hanging out at the canteen table tokin abt kai jing n useless things......sigh....ok..toodles...-princess-