Twelve + One: duit raya


Monday, March 27, 2006

duit raya

1stly....i would like to thank every single human being who wished me good luck.....and those who hesitated to call me..its ok....thanks alot......ive passed.....and let me juz giv u all a report on wat happened today........so i woke up.....instructor came to fetch me.....went to fetch this other guy...his name is leonard....a very nice person.....both of us are doing the test today....we went there....took turns to practice slope...parking..and three point turn...everything went sooooo smoothly and we wish that was the actual test itself....after around....9am....no one is allowed to practice anymore...so we waited in this room for our turns to do the slope and all........my number is 063....so ...im the 63rd person doing it...im actually....063 HIJAU....and hijau is the last color...meaning,...i need to wait for putih and kuning to do 1st....and they all added up to around 100 ppl...so im like...the 163th person to do it.....so....i waited like shit...watching ppl doing slopes...some pass some fail.....was shaking my leg at 50 hertz coz i was so friggin nervous and worried........leonard did his routine nicely...and im still worrying.....after quite some time...that person called "nombor enam puluh tiga" im like SHYTTT SHYYTTT.........went in the car...tryin to calm down......den the guy say "jalan".......so i released my hand break...went up the hill.......stoped perfectly on the line.....let out a breath of relief.......the tester ask me to carry on.......so i balanced the clutch.....pres the accelerator ...TO THE MAXX.......the engine sounded louder than initial d...........so i let go the hand break.....preparing to fly infront...BUT NO...the car slided backwards despite the accelerator pressed to the max.......so i quickly break......tot i failed...coz we're not suppose to slide back......den i act as if nuthin happen...i tried another time...the car went over the slope AFTER STRUGGLING like mad.........den i tot...shit la...fail liao....got down the car....to tthe tester...took my paper.......saw the LULUS word shining at me....i was like...oops i did it again........so i did my parking and 3 point turn ...den waited for 3 friggin hours for my "on the road" test........ok...on this test..we r suppose to go in the car...check every single aspects like mirror.....wipers.....signals....etc etc b4 we drive out of the area to this small highway and turn back......so i went in after 3 hours of tormenting wait......trying to be polite...i said good afternoon.....the dude ignore me...so i started checking everything and he went...."tak payah.....letak seat belt...terus pergi"....so i was like errrrrr....den i juz do la....DEN OMG MY ENGINE MATI COZ THE EFFING GEAR BOX SUX....den i said my sorrys and continue driving........stopped at this "berhenti" sign ...and he was like "tak payah,,,teruskan"........den went to this junction where im suppose to turn out he went" tak payah lah....u turn balik".....i was like..wat? i havent even travelled 500 m and u ask me balik?...but of coz i dare not disobey..so i made a u turn..went back.....parked the car (thts hardly a minute after i departed...i counted...everywan took around 8 minutes to return).....and he ticked the LULUS box in the paper.....i was curious...and then i realised........it was the wonders of........*drum rolls*.......DUIT RAYA!!! ....it works wonders....trust me...