Twelve + One: Camp from HELL


Sunday, June 04, 2006

Camp from HELL

as most of you know...michelle lee asked everyone to go for this camp...and im the only one available so i was being dragged to HELL!!!..maybe to her not so bad lar..but now i feel lik a living corpse.. lemme start wif the first night.. we went late lar...reached juz in time for supper then bed time. we slept in CONTAINERS with aircon la of coz.. den the 'young people' were made to sleep on the top bunk coz old aunties kenot climb the stairs so ok lar.. i tell u the amount of creakin sound while u climb up the bunk bed and settle down to sleep is CRAZY!!!

the first night mic was lik totally freakin out about the pieces of shit on her bed hahaha! duno who's shit lar lizard/spider.. and there's lik spider webs on both sides of her bed..ahahah!! damn funny.. the bed is damn freakin hard weii..didnt get enuf sleep on the first nite..so nvm lar..hoping the next day wud be better.

next morning..woke up bla bla..breakfast= fried mee hoon. it was the most tasteless fried mee hoon i have ever eaten in my entire life.. after breakfast most people were playin vball in the open air place while waiting for the obstacle instructors to arrive. the sun came up so mic and me stood under the tree and watched those ppl play and also to gap chai ahaha! eh quite a few cute guys la reli.. there's lik this dude, sukma swimmer and quite cute also la super tall.. mic lum him coz he asked for her name later that day hahaha.. and there's another guy who looks abit lik edison but has SUPER SUCKY HAIR.. nice bod tho =p theenn.. there's this reli tall old man.. not that old la 41 yrs old hehe.. i was lik..hey he's quite hot for an old man yea? den juz right after i said that.. mic and i caught him scratching his butt (butt facing our direction) while tokin to his wife ahahaha!!!!! we luff until kenot stand up..that was such a TURN OFF.. so basically the hot dudes are sukma guy, hair guy, scratch-butt guy, and short guy(mic's cousin)-code names la.. ooo and there's another guy who was the basis of the worship team.. we think he's reli cute but den noticed that he was very close wif one girl in the camp lar.. obviously we tot they were goin out or sth den juz before we left camp mic saw the name list and found out they were actually brother and sister.. how sweeeeeet.. got big bro to sayang..

ok continuing from the vball thing..after that we proceeded with the obstacle course. it is crazy man.. the instuctor say ur not allowed to touch the vertical poles of the obstacles and if u do, the entire team gotta start right from the beginning. altogether there's 14 obstacles. one team 16 ppl but they give us an extra member..a HUGEEE bamboo dat has to be treated lik another member, kenot touch the ground and everything la.. damn irritating..we had to start from the beginning lik 3 times..hehe the third time cause by yours truly =S my head terkena the netting while doing the commander crawl >.<" frustrated sial.. we completed all 14 obstacles in 1hr26min. lost to the other team who did it in 1hr11min ahha! ooo and the monkey bars part rite... all the gals cant do it..lolz guys had to carry.. one big guy carry all the small gals on his back den mic's cousin(shi wei) carried her n me also la..surprisingly he said i wasnt that heavy *grins*

After the obstacle course, we proceeded to the high ropes.. lolz from the bottom it looks damn easy.. but then when i got up there it was wwhooooaaa...scary sial.. those guys who belay ppl down rite..they leave some guys in mid-air for fun and ask questions b4 they let them down hahaha! so funny.. i went up after mic.. at one of the sections rite.. i was lik goin half way and i started swaying so i froze and took in deep breaths..lolz! scary scary scary.. but it was fun anyhow..hahaha and one of the instructors kept on calling me capriCE/capriS.. i was lik shouting from up there IT'S WITHOUT THE S but i guess he didnt hear me hehehe.. then while im up there the cutest instructor was lik cheerin me on from down there..he's so cute!!! lolz mic n i were lik oggling at him XD

After lunch we went to build the raft and stuff lidat.. well my group has a guy who's studyin aeronautical engineering (mic's cousin) and a dude who went for ns ahahah! he knew how to tie lik reli tight knots.. our big group split into 2 groups.. then another guy from they group went for obs and did this b4..hahhahaha but sat bai lar he taught shi wei how to build, our raft was the strongest raft, his raft fell apart right from the beginning.. it was quite stressful lar.. but while the guys were rowing the raft, we saw lik a frog swimming pass us hahahah!!!!! damn cute weeehhh... den the kampung ppl let out their goats to the field to makan.. they are freeeaaaking cute man i swear.. then this morning mic and i went out there tryin to find the goats but kenot find =( oh wells.. that was pretty much it..

lolz u guys kno how long winded i am in telling stories rite..haahha!!! ITS TERRIBLE LAR...oh yeah i forgot...the showering part.. after all the pond water and dirt and sand and stuff.. everyone went to shower..we didnt wana fight wif others so we wait lar.. while waiting they say gonna play some games so ok lar..luckily didnt bathe yet.. the first game was the socks game. everyone was wearin their dirty socks, and team A had to steal team B's socks and vice versa.. the team with the most socks wins la.. game started, i straightaway sat on my legs ahahah! summor my socks were black, pants was black, camouflage la!! eheheh i juz sat there and snatched the socks from ppl who go pass me XD managed to steal quite a few hahahah! but we didnt win anyway.. the other team cheated!!!! oh wells.. the second game was.. find 22 marbles wif u right feet in flour and water.. hehehe i liked it XD then design the marbles using ur feet...heheh imagine how we walk man..sliding around.. quite fun lar.. but messy.. our team designed a cross so OBVIOUSLY we won XD..

after everything mic and myself felt unbareable, kenot tahan, must go shower.. masuk showers.. i forgot to bring my shampoo after i got totally naked..lolz den when remove everythin dy rite..open the showers... NO WATERR!!!!!!! !?@?#@>?@!@?@# then when mic off hers, mine got one STREAM of water dripping down.. make use of it lar.. den when i off mine..hers got abit of water...so we did this for..duno how long.. sharing water -_-" i had to run out to get the shampoo.. it was siao case laa..dirtiest shower i ever had.. while waiting for the water, suddenly i felt sth on my feet.. A BEETLE WAS CRAWLING UP MY FEET!!!...so i juz started jumping and screaming until it came off..ahahah! kicked it to the next cubicle, BUT IT KEPT ON COMIN BACK.. did it lik so many times so i tot he left la.. then after a while i noticed some black thing on my flip flops and i tot it was some leaf or sth so i wanted to wash it off.. took off the slipper and guess wut...IT'S MR BEETLE AGAIN.. i tell u i think the beetle loves me man..disgusting shit.. it was terribleee...

worship team kinda sucked..lolz drummer sucked, guitarist sucked, only the basis was good =p worship leader sing out of tune -_-" for those who know, they sang King of Majesty, Everyday, and One Way at a VERY SLOW TEMPO.. mic, gene n i were lik -_-" bacisally we compared everything with bgc.. the difference is lik..hmph... ALOT..

All in all, i KINDA enjoyed myself but everything else was juz sucky.. my arms are freakin numb.. every inch of my body is aching..sigh..this is worse than amazing race man..thank god u guys didnt come..*glares at mic* we shouldn have gone lolz!


Added by Mic~

hahahah...eh but honestly la..i did enjoy myself la altho cap didnt..despite the food n the lodging..actually no regrets la..cuz now when i look back..our experience in the shower all..its damn funny la..hahaha..luffing like shit there in the shower..n the obstacle course, high rope n pond rafting oso..was exhausting la but fun..hahaha..n it wasnt worse than amazing race la capri soo...NOTHING can be worse than having ur whole body aching (including ur ass).. n running around the airport to catch the flight back to KL..hahaha..u juz weak la..hand ache a bit oso cannot tahan..what lar u..hahaha..now we know who's the most siu che here =P ...hmm but of course nothing beats BGC camps la rite rite?!

and my aunt said the reason y they chose this camp is so that we can experience what poverty is like..it's not suppose to be some luxurious camp..that's why after that she was commenting on how spoilt kids these days are (including us cap)..food a bit lousy oso dun wanna eat..complain too much..well at least i ate the chicken n the vegie =) but i left out the rice...n she was commenting on those younger girls at thhe camp..really spoilt n stubborn..never clean up after eating n all..n she really wasnt happy wei..but i have to agree with her that we're all spoilt kids..having too good life d..n that food that they give us..is those typical kampung food (they say la)..imagine if we have to live in a kampung wei..how to survive..hahaha but eh cap she said both of us were the most well behaved among the girls! =D ..she said erwin n adam were the best of all cuz when the adults were cleaning..they actually offered to help without being asked..wa when she said that i felt damn guilty haha cuz i oso was sitting there goyang kaki with cap..

oh yea lemme tell u more about the hair guy (name: yuen ming or sth liddat) ...cap...HE'S EFFING 15 YRS OLD ONLY WEI!!! omg..cant believe i was looking at some kid my bro's age..he used to be in donnie's (my couz) school..but he got expelled cuz of some gangster fight..so i guess he's not a really good person..but still hot =P...hahaha..

oh wellz i guess we cannot compare this camp to bgc camps cuz this church is like breaking apart d..like cuz they use to have this pastor (who wasnt a really good person or sth like that) then they voted him out or sth..dunno la..church politics..so when the pastor left..a lot of other ppl left...so they're left with very few ppl to run the church..then i guess these ppl who organized this camp r usually not in charged of organizing camps..so yea lo..not as experienced as ppl like francis n all in organizing camps..

haha oh yea cap..u din mention about aunty dorris...hahahaha this lady..our morning devotion leader..damn cool wei..i liked her..really cute..we were in the room talking to her n she was teaching cap how to lose weight n all cuz she had 4 kids n use to be damn fat or sth..now i see oso she's not that fat..like how she bought this metabolism rate increasing coffee secretly without her husband knowing..n all her free trials at fitness centres..n she oso taught cap how to keep her BOOBIESS...FIRM! hahahaha..she's damn nice la..guess what..she plays NEOPETS too n she's like damn addicted to it!! sam, ur mom shud get to know her la..i think they wud really click..hhahaha..i was actually discussing neopets with her during breakfast today wei..her daughter oso like damn shyyyy d =P

oh..n i did not ask the whole world to go..i juz asked cap cuz i knew the rest wudnt be able to make it due to exams =)

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